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Here we are: Irene & Grant... ¡Hola! Hello! 

This is us adventuring high above NYC on our Honeymoon in June of 2018.  


Now we invite you, Our Neighbors, to join us on our first Joint Quest as you

Help Us Deliver Happiness 

to our Neighborhoods, and then...

Around the World!

Whirled Pease for World Peace (WP4WP.com)

Let's Party for Mercy's Sake Like Never Before with MERCIPALOOZA.com!

And Celebrate September 9/11 as Peacemakers Day... FOREVER!
Whirled-Pease.com (aka WP4WP.com)

A Restaurant for Delivering the Happiness of Pie; a Mission of Mirthful Mercy; AND an Engine for the Realization of BOTH Sustainable Local Development & Progressively Abundant World Peace... 
ALL Rolled into ONE BIG ROUND PI! 
...FOREVER!

And a CLOWN (specifically Uncle Dudley) Shall be Our Guide...
The Math of Infinity + Some Deliciously Good Cooking + The Delivery of Peace = Happiness! ...FOREVER!

Sponsored by: 

BE-A-PEACEMAKER.COM

So that... Peacemakers shall always receive a 10% discount at WhirledPease.com, and much, much more, each & every Day!

A supportive subsidiary of Fitness Interface LLC

Making the Healthy Choice the Easy Choice according to The-Agility-of-Grace.com! ...One Bowl at a Time, One Slice of Pie at a Time, One Heart at a Time! 

...FOREVER!


Whirled-Pease.com is here to engage YOU in the Divine Intercourse of World Peace through Eucharistic Living, so that  YOU can better deliver the Dignity of Mercy to Our Waiting & Thirsty Neighbors each & every day according to The-Agility-of-Grace.com! 
...ALWAYS RIGHT NOW! 
...ALWAYS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
...AND ALWAYS AS FOREVER! 

Whirled-Pease.com is here to engage YOU in the Divine Intercourse of GREAT FOOD & the Progressive Accomplishment of WORLD PEACE by helping us all to realize the happy benefits of FOOD SECURITY through Healthy, Eucharistic Living, so that, together, YOU & We & Maybe Everyone We Know can better Deliver the Dignity of Mercy to ALL of Our Waiting & Thirsty Neighbors each & every day according to The-Agility-of-Grace.com! 

...ALWAYS RIGHT NOW! 

...ALWAYS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

...AND ALWAYS READY FOR FOREVER! 


AND hopefully soon featured at Uncle Dudley's Restaurant in Willard, OH as we take on the COVID-19 Zeitgeist Tyger and face it down together, head-on... one bowl at a time!


Whirled-Pease.com is here to engage YOU in the Divine Intercourse of World Peace through Eucharistic Living, so that  YOU can better deliver the Dignity of Mercy to Our Waiting & Thirsty Neighbors each & every day according to The-Agility-of-Grace.com! 
...ALWAYS RIGHT NOW! 
...ALWAYS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
...AND ALWAYS AS FOREVER! 

Below... YOU shall find...

Our Value-Adding Bootstrap Menu presented here as Our Visionary Offering for what we hope becomes The Mainstay of our vision for the abundant future of Willard & for The People of the World at Large:


The Visionary Value-Added Menu for

Uncle Dudley's Restaurant

Featuring Whirled-Pease.com

By Fitness Interface LLC

in Willard, OH 44890:

SO THAT... We can continue the legacy of Uncle Dudley, the Clown, by bringing Goodwill & Good Cheer to as many people as we can by:  Delivering World Peace, one bowl at a time & continually inviting YOU to Party for Mercy's Sake with us every way we can, so that we can ALL Celebrate September 11th as Peacemakers Day Together all September Long! 

...FOREVER! 


We are geared up & gearing up to sustainably serve up fresh & delicious, Omnivore satisfying & often 100% Vegan treats shaped into a Pi YOU can eat!

...HOLY INFINITY, Batman!

GET 10% OFF...

Join Our Quest of Agility! Become a fellow Peacemaker here through your qualifying gift to BE-A-PEACEMAKER.COM

AND...

GET 10% OFF each & every day at WhirledPeace.com

AND off almost everything else Fitness Interface LLC can offer YOU! 

Even when YOU Seek to Get The Personal & Business Help YOU NEED NOW to Enjoy the Abundant Returns of The Agility of Grace that is YOU! 

WHIRLED-PEASE.COM, where the OMNIVORE & VEGAN can be FRIENDS!


SO THAT... wether you EAT EVERYTHING, of EAT JUST THE PLANTS, you can EAT TOGETHER!


Mainly we will be serving: THE PI that is YOU!

...Because Pi are not square.

...Because Pie Fixes Everything!

...And Because... 

We Like YOU! (and your Little Mustard Seed, too.)


We will serve our hearty Pease Pi as our flagship pie along with all of the traditional Uncle Dudley's Favorites from the Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, AND Most Importantly... THE SAME FRESH DESSERT MENUS... baked into everything we do... WITH EVERYTHING ELSE RE-IMAGINED as a PIECE OF THE PIE OF THE PI OF PEACE... or some other equally delicious & conveniently packaged treat.


JUST IMAGINE... PIE RAISED to the POWER OF THE INFINITY OF PI, WOW!!!


Now... when it says "VEGAN" its 100% VEGAN (which all of our pie crusts are)... And when it doesn't... It isn't!

It's just that SIMPLE, it's always JUST DELICIOUS, and, whether VEGAN or not, it's as NUTRITIOUS as we can possibly make it! ...Each & every day!


AND... Delivery Fees [but not tips] are included in the Price of ALL Orders of $50 or more delivered up to 5 miles away from our main location in Beautiful Downtown Willard - The City of Blossoms! [otherwise its $5.00 per delivery for orders under $50, and always $1.00 for every extra round-trip mile beyond the 5-mile delivery radius] 

(See, we even worked a free Pi in there.)


AND... If you don't want to enjoy our just our offerings right now, or you just need a few things from the store to help you make something equally delicious from your own imagination, then...

WE WILL DELIVER EVERYBODY ELSES FOOD AND OTHER NECESSITIES TO YOU, TOO!

$15 shopping fee (multiple merchants - up to 1 hour)

$100 minimum deposit by credit card into your "Uncle Bucks" account required to cover your purchases (more if you expect the total to be more); you can use what's leftover to order from our menu later, too!

$1 per extra round-trip mile - same delivery surcharge as noted above


SO...

Until the COVID-19 protocol is lifted...

Think of Us as Your Personal Food Truck, without the food truck part.


~~~~~

Our Menu

For ALL YOU OMNIVORES out there... 


We are serving up The Greatest Hits of Uncle Dudley's Restaurant, re-mastered as THE BEST FOOD the Western edge of Amish Country in Ohio can put on your table!

...AS PIE!!!


The Reformed OMNIVORE Menu


The Why-Can't-Every-Day-Be-Just-Like-Christmas Breakfast Pi

$10 per slice

$50 per pie (call 24 hours in advance)

ALL your BREAKFAST FAVORITES...

ALL in ONE PIE!!!

Eggs, Sausage, Bacon, Ham, Cheese, Onions, and Sweet Cream...

Baked into a Crust (a Shull Family Christmas Morning favorite)

YES! IT CAN BE JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS... EACH & EVERY DAY for YOU & We & Maybe Everyone we Know! 

(Even in the face of COVID-19!)

Each slice, delicious, hot, served with a bottle of water & DELIVERED just for YOU!


The Beef Hotspot Pot Pi

$10 per "Pot Pi" (We're NOT MESSING with THIS RECIPE)

SAME Amish Style Roast Beef, Hash Browns, and Gravy everyone has ALWAYS loved... Made into an individual PI just for YOU! 

(OK, so its a round container with a Hotspot Sandwich in it... we are calling it Deep-Dish PIE to keep with the theme... because PI are not square, PI ARE ROUND! ...FOREVER!)

Each one served with even more gravy on the side & a bottle of water & DELIVERED just for YOU!


The Whole Hotspot Team... 

SAME as Our Beef Hotspot Team Leader Pi, only made with your choice of Smoked Pulled Pork, Roast Turkey, Fried Chicken, Roast Lamb or Steak & Kidney goodness.

$10 per each "Pot Pi" (because THE WHOLE Pi IS yours)

Each one served in the same Pot Pie uniform with meat-matching gravy on the side & a bottle of water, just like our beefy team captain & DELIVERED just for YOU!


The Argentinian Pi of Peace

$10 per slice

$50 for the whole pie (call 24 hours ahead)

Tuna or salmon layered into a pie shell with fajita veggies, broccoli-flower & root veggie mash, spinach, boiled egg slices and REAL CHEDDAR CHEESE!!!

Unless you have been to Argentina, or are blessed with an Argentinian loved one in your home, you have NEVER tasted anything like this... OH SO GOOD! 

Each slice delicious, hot, served with a bottle of water & DELIVERED just for YOU!


The Dessert Pi

$5 per slice

$25 for the whole pie (call 24 hours ahead)

(And maybe a cake, or two along the way)

All the SAME TASTY PIES... fruits, jams, jellies, puddings, chocolates, possums, and chiffons... that made Uncle Dudley's FAMOUS without the dairy, egg, and meat ingredients that would otherwise keep our VEGAN friends away (which would not be very neighborly, now would it?)

And, maybe, they will be just a bit more healthy in the bargain, too.

DELIVERED FRESH each & every day... JUST FOR YOU!


AND NOW... 

For ALL YOU VEGAN, or VEGAN-Curious folks out there...

(And we do remind you that the word OMNIVORE means YOU CAN EAT this DELICIOUS stuff too, because... YOU WILL EAT ANYTHING)


THE VEGAN MENU

100% VEGAN - 100% DELICIOUS - 

100% PEACE - 100% YOU!


The Pease Pi 

$10 per slice

$50 for the whole pie (call 24 hours ahead for the whole Pi)

Sauzage Chunks & Fajita Veggies

America Cheez

Green Pease

Topped with a Mashed Potato Crust

All layered together in a 100% Buttery Tasting Vegan Pâte Brisée 

Served with a bottle of water

It'll make your fork JUMP FOR JOY, and your tongue SING 

THE HALLELUJAH CHORUS!

100% YOU & ME & MAYBE EVERYONE WE KNOW

100% YUM-YUM!

And a really & truly GOOD FOR YOU... PIE!


The Chili Bean Cornbread Soufflé Pi

$10 per slice

$50 for the whole pie (call 24 hours ahead)

All of the Chili Bean Goodness of we can muster up, a good bit of plant-based Cheeze, and all of the Cornbread Soufflé that makes every Thanksgiving a hit! 

...ALL in ONE PIE!!!

Each delicious, plant-based slice served with a bottle of water & DELIVERED just for YOU!


The Dessert Pi

$5 per slice

$25 for the whole pie (call 24 hours ahead)

(And, as we said, maybe a cake, or two along the way) 

Same story, different menu page. (Go ask the Omnivores).

Fruity, jammy, jellied, chocolatey, spun up goodness.

It's PIE the way you've known it for all of Uncle Dudley's life, and then some, just in its most glorious PLANT BASED form.

DELIVERED FRESH just for YOU!


The Just-Right Pease Soup! 

$10 per serving

$70 per gallon

(Green 770 cal) 

(Chili Bean 400 cal)

473 ml (1 Pint) of Pure Deliciousness

Same as what's in the pie, only in its purest form of soupy goodness

Green -- Savory, without the Spicy. 

Chili Bean -- Just-a-little Chili Spicy.

Each bowl served with Pretzel Crisps

28g (1 oz.) (110 cal)

AND Sriracha to spice it up, as YOU wish!

And DELIVERED HOT, just for YOU!

ALL 100% VEGAN & 100% DELICIOUS!

OTHER GOOD STUFF

The Live VEGAN Sparkling Kefir! 

$5 per bottle

(When it becomes available within COVID-19 supply chain restrictions again)

(50 cal)

Always chilled, always live, aways REFRESHING!

Sunny Culture Probiotics

473 ml (1 Pint) Glass Bottle  

(Please Reuse/Recycle)

THE BEST DELIVERED with effervescene, just for YOU! 

100% VEGAN - 100% SPARKLING - 100% ALIVE!


The Refreshing ICED-T that is YOU! 

It's a Chai Smoothy, It's Still VEGAN, and It's OH SO GOOD!

(Chai is Hindi for Tea: the Creamy Sugar & Spicy Namaste of India)

$5 per pint

(362 cal)

473 ml (1 pint)

Made with up to 3 fresh fruit purees YOU choose!

Strawberry * Blueberry * Raspberry

Watermelon * Cantaloupe * Honeydew Melon 

Kiwi * Pineapple * Mango

100% VEGAN - 100% DELICIOUS - 

100% REFRESHING - 100% YOU!

DELIVERED tastefully swirled, just for YOU


The Just-Right "Cookie Dough"!!! 

$5 per cone

(246 - 455 cal incl. cone)

A Large Cone Full of Fun: warm, hearty, steel-cut oats & NO SUGAR to keep it HEALTHY 4 YOU!

~ Premium Oats

~ Gourmet Nut Mix

~ Dried Fruit Medley

~ Just-a-bit of Maple Syrup

According to the mix YOU crave!

~250 ml (1 cup) 

Oats & Oats (240 cal)

Oats & Nuts (325 cal)

Oats & Berries (275 cal)

Oats & Nuts & Berries (435 cal)

Oats & Oats & Maple (260 cal)

Oats & Nuts & Maple (345 cal)

Oats & Berries & Maple (295 cal)

Oats & Nuts & Berries & Maple (455 cal)

100% VEGAN - 100% AWESOME - 

100% SWEET - 100% TREAT

DELIVERED as a TASTY, NUTRITIOUS everyday treat just for YOU!


The Just-Right Hummus! 

$5 per pretzel cone

A Small Pretzel Cone of Hummus

with up to 3 mix-ins that are YOU!

Make it as spicy, as savory or as crazy as YOU like it.

There’s nothing like fresh hummus with a dash of olive oil, garlic, lemon, and tasty tahini (aka sesame seed butter) at its core!

Mix-Ins include extra garlic, jalapeños, fresh basil pesto, vegan mayo, fresh made mustard, and pizza sauce... as you wish!

~ 125 ml (1/2 cup)

100% VEGAN - 100% DELICIOUS - 100% YOU!

OH YES! HUMMUS! DELIVERED just for YOU!


The Just-Right Quinbouleh! 

$5 per cup

A Large Cone of Ancient-Future Goodness made fresh each day!

 Refreshingly Traditional Tabouleh Salad made with Quinoa & Kale. 

A Refreshing PROTEIN BOOST 4 YOU!

~250 ml (1 cup)

100% VEGAN - 100% DELICIOUS - 

100% PROTEIN RICH!

DELIVERED crisp & green just for YOU, and your GOOD HEALTH!


AND MUCH, MUCH MORE FOOD & FUN TO COME!!!


Whatever YOU CHOOSE, it is:

100% VEGAN - 100% DELICIOUS - 

100% PEACE - 100% YOU!


~~~~~


AND... 

As YOU Go Your Way...

May YOU Simply:

BE-A-PEACEMAKER.COM

Because... Peacemakers always receive a 10% discount at WhirledPease.com, Each & Every Day!


And because... as Peacemakers, we shall always Celebrate September 11th as Peacemakers Day Together FOREVER!


AND... If YOU have the Gumption to Help Stop World Hunger, Please Join Us in:

  • Donating to FoodForThePoor.org
  • Supporting our local food banks at FeedingAmerica.org &
  • Taking your turn filling Manna Packs at our local Little Mustard Seed Factory coming soon to a Parish Church Near YOU (when COVID restrictions are lifted). 

BECAUSE:

HELPING is the HOPE for LIVING at the JUST-RIGHT place of PEACE with MERCY FOREVER!

~Psalm 136



When YOU act with MERCY...

YOU are THE ONE the World is waiting for, so get out there, and be the Refreshing ICED-T that is YOU with:


BE-A-PEACEMAKER.COM

Our Commitment to the The 80/20 Split:

So that we can Love all we can, Earn all we can, Give all we can & Save all we can for the cause of World Peace, we sustainably exercise our LEGS of Mercy by giving the First 40% of our income to our partners in Charity as follows:

4% - Local Parish Church Community

3% - Local FeedingAmerica.org Site

3% - FoodForThePoor.org

10% - Discount for YOU who join us at:


BE-A-PEACEMAKER.COM


AND... in our “spare time” we shall run a fully volunteer-driven LMS FACTORY (LMSF.info) at our local Parish to help Feed My Starving Children (FMSC.org) to make Manna Packs for “the least of these” throughout the Earth, who are the most in need indeed. 



Please Become an Instrument of Peace TODAY:

(After the COVID sequestrations are over) Stop by the Church (from 10 AM to 10 PM any day, and help pack a few sacks of critically life-sustaining food for your not-so-distant global neighbors, so that they can stop dying at the rate of ONE EVERY FOUR SECONDS with just-a-little help from YOU!



Simply: 

BE-A-PEACEMAKER.COM

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